As my old grandpappy never said.
“When you want the hedge cut, boy, always choose a windy day. Or listen to Mr. Reith on 2LO when he feels his seaweed and listen out for wind. Bladderwrack always “pops” when pressed. That’s the day to send out the gardener, it’ll save him a huge amount of time, and it’ll save you money”!
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