Pause the poo, shudder at the thought of shower. We(e) forgot to book the sewage man! Should be done every twelve months, can push it to eighteen, but it’s now two years since Mr. Mayglothling came to call.
Sandie says we’re on a roster. She can use the facilities on even days, and I’m on odd days except when there’s a “u” in the month.
Substitute drizzle for rain. Insert “days” for day. Call it floated rather than came with…
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A gulp of Cormorants. Apparently that’s the collective noun; or a swim (I like that).…
Hot weather on the way, and we don’t like it. We generally don’t stop, there’s…