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Pooped his pants?

So when did you last see your husband?


Just after lunch. He said he wasn’t feeling well, put it down to the curry last night.  There was a sort of rushing noise, followed by a “poof” noise, and haven’t seen him since.  Spontaneous combustion?

Harry

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