Carp a Diem

A critique on things that annoy (not quite one a day).

Non-existent back and sides…

Letter to the Delegraph… “SIR – My local barber recently closed in the face of competition – six new, fashionable…

3 years ago

Happy Christmas Day

"Had a good Christmas?" "Yes thanks, quiet, you know" "Yes ours was as well, did you see Morecambe and Wise?"…

5 years ago

The tip…

apparently the correct, woke, word/description is "recycling centre". That's not a sudden realisation, obviously, I am reasonably up-to-date about modern…

5 years ago

Tomasz

Shafenaker is the name, and I'll do anything rather than the job I am employed to do. Regular readers will…

6 years ago

Puzzle of the day

There is a dog on the lawn eating a fish head. He is near a pond which does not contain…

7 years ago

Really?

Found on the road side on the way to the post Gone in a puff of irony.

7 years ago

Thought our commuting days were over. A five minute run into Builth on the P and R. Brand new buses…

7 years ago

Happy Christmas!

In common with the leading Twitterati and Facebookworms we retired from the hectic round that is social muddle and enjoyed…

8 years ago

Oooo, oh oh, Carol..[Insert music notes here]

We get our own party of the royal visit here tomorrow, with any luck they'll have a super drive.

8 years ago