not for the faint-hearted – read this if you are prepared to be shocked as to how we while away our dark hours.

Step 1. set the alarm for 23.50

Step 2. log into Tesco.com

Step 3. be patient whilst this queue screen is shown.

Step 4.  React to this screen as soon as possible.  OK it cost us £3 – cool.

Step 5. Fill your basket with any old groceries and pay.

Step 6. Feel more secure!