Does this photograph (courtesy of the Delegraph) tell the real story of political leanings? Dressing to the right, left and centre.

Talking of dressing, do they not care for personal pride, or appearance? Or cannot they afford correct length trousers which should rest on the shoe with a slight kink in the seam.

Nor should ladies and gentlemen fly them at half-mast (and ladies) for which my Father-in-law would shout “are you putting jam on your shoes and inviting your trousers down for tea”.

Talking of a slight kink, I’ll stop now in case that becomes a trigger for more opprobrium…