Ideal for the elderley
Well it is. It says so on the packaging of a pair of remote switches for Joan’s lamps.
All you need are muscles the size of Outspan oranges, the dexterity of a turkey stuffer, the patience of all the saints, industrial scissors (don’t try this at home children), hammer, hacksaw, a road mender’s jack hammer and prison visiting rights because of the horrible thoughts I had if I could have got my hands on the designer of the clam pack.
Have a happy and peaceful Sunday everyone (except you know who).