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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Author: Harry
Meet the Donald
Yup we have our own The Donald. Brash, outspoken, defiantly male, flamboyant, loves wearing red, got a bit of a bob (tail) […]
Our resident chef
Meet Orsie our resident chef consultant. Responsible for many of the fine dishes turned out by the Rayburn.
We’ve got a Billy Goat!
Yes it’s true – we’ve got a Billy Goat … lawn vacuum. In preparation for the arrival, we need to clean up […]
A quick trip to the supermarket
Oh pooh! Out of milk. A quick trip to get some more. Much better than Tesco at junction 9 of the M3! […]
I see the moon …
… the moon sees me Early morning walk to get the paper.
Ways to attract attention…
… when your wife locks you in the Barn; #12. She was in the barn with me, cooly shuts the door, locks […]
What was that all about?
Morning campers. A light dusting, thick and heavy, marooned for days, depending on who you are select an appropriate description. Tax man […]
Weather update
So much chatter out of the Beeb’s weather presenters, mainly London centric as we know. Slight flurries around 3 this afternoon and […]